At Peace
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “Chuck, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Chuck replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! The light goes on. When I’m done, POOF! The light goes off.”
“WOW, that’s incredible” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck’s wife. “Ethel,” he says, “Chuck is doing fine. But I had to call you as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done POOF! The light goes off?
“Oh my!” Ethel exclaims. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
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This story reminds me SO much of my friend, Jan. When we were kids, I stayed at her house one night. It was late, but we were still awake. Then we heard her little brother get up, pad out to the kitchen and pee on the garbage can.
We cracked up in a fit of giggles.
“If you think it’s so funny,” said Jan’s mom, “get out there and clean it up!”
We did, laughing all the time. 
